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⋮⋮⋮   No. 6045 [Reply]

https://kohlchan.net/int/res/9182819.html

Hey folks! Since I'm leaving Ukraine soon, I will post the remnants of the photos I have made, and also turn all these photos into public domain, so everyone could use them to illustrate blog posts or news about Ukraine. That is my THANK YOU to the Ukrainian people who have declined me asylum from Russia.

Old photos can be found at: https://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/

These photos are not sponsored by the Ukrainian Ministry of Sex Tourism, to which I have no affiliation.
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⋮⋮⋮   No. 6081

>>6078
Russia, please stop killing dissenters: https://pn14.info/?p=195695

You will pay for each single victim. Just like Germany was forced to pay for Holocaust.

⋮⋮⋮   No. 6090

"Страна свободы" - Украина:
Я дурно сбился тут с пути,
И мне, наивному кретину,
Приют в "борделе" не найти.

Надеюсь есть другие страны,
Где нет говна и есть цветы,
Такі, шо дуже не погані,
И ждут меня сём пути.

⋮⋮⋮   No. 6098

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Hi, folks! Surprisingly I have been able to leave Ukraine without being placed into the extradition arrest, or blocked in any other way. So I'm applying in another country now. Thanks to Ukrainians at least for ignoring the Russian arrest request. Hope they will fix their country and kick Russia out of Crimea and Donbass.

Had to say that immigration prison in Europe is better than a $30/day hostel in Ukraine: no bedbugs and you don't get pneumonia from cold, there is even PlayStation for prisoners to play, but it has no Internet access. But they do confiscate your phone, laptop and flash cards, so you need to have all the required documents printed and on your hands, and all the important information recorded on a A4 pages, since all other paper could be confiscated on entry. The prison cells do have builtin phones, which is the only way to contact outside world, although interface is not in English and making international calls was a bit tricky. Actual citizen prisoners do get Internet access and a much better gym. It is much better to be an inmate in Europe than to be a free person in Russia.

There was a library with books in various languages. The only book in Russia was "Childhood Adolescence Youth" by Tolstoi. One curious fact is that while all other prisoners from Russia had nationality "Russia" written on a table near their cell door, I had "Soviet Union" label on my cell. Homo sovieticus?

I was very lucky to get out of immigration prison early, but a lot of other people spend several months in there, and some can apparently get deported right to their Turkey, Nigeria or Russia. The staff and the refugees there were all very nice people, except the one tall Russian guy, who was really unfriendly and I have never seen him chatting with other refugees (apparently he did not knew English that well). There was also a Russian girl, really stressed looking with the signs of beating on her face. She said she is a lesbian now. Traditional Russian wife beating has apparently taken its toll. Since that girl, don't even knowing English, was apparently very happy to be away from Russia. I wish her luck.

Unfortunately there are proper Russians at the camp too. As I write this text, under the window, one, apparently drunk, Russian muzhik has called Russia and talks completely in Russia sukablyad swearing to his Russian compatriots. Why has he ever left Russia?!!

And still I'm very optimistic, since chances gaining asylum in Europe are much higher than in Ukraine and I have already avoided deportation to Russia, because after they release you out of the immigration prison, you can deport for any 3d country, avoiding deportation to Russia, even if you get negative on your application. Fuck Russia!

I do still have Ukrainian IP, because roaming and to prevent you from seeing to which county I have vent :D

Unfortunately these are the last money on the Ukrainian sim card. So I wont be on showing here for some time to avoid exposing my IP.

⋮⋮⋮   No. 6099

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>>6098
Тримай в курсі.

⋮⋮⋮   No. 6103

>>6098
Золотце, у тебя из носа волос торчит. Ты бы выдернул что ли.


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⋮⋮⋮   No. 6082 [Reply]

I've suddenly realized that my whole life I, an Ukrainian Jewish person, have dealt with the russophonic natives incorrectly. I have always been nice with them, smiling and trying to avoid rudeness. I spoke in a soft and quiet tone, using well formed syntactic constructs, always appealing to logic when trying to communicate. But even at work the colleagues constantly scolded me for "mumbling something non-obvious," and demanded me to speak louder, in sharp and succinct sentences.

And that, my friends, is the main problem in communicating with the natives. You see, the locals here in Moscow and Kyiv don't understand logic, they hate quiet and polite tone. Russia not Japan. Russians see modesty and politeness as the features of a "pidor" (a passive homosexual). These never sober creaturas are always loud and obnoxious, like chimpanzees. Yet when you speak to them in a rude and command way, showing your teach in a non-smiling way, they immediately get what you mean, especially if your speech is like a battle cry, full of emotions, and you make wide gestures with your hands, hinting at the size of the dick the recipient of your communication is sucking.

For example, you're visiting Russia or Ukraine, and go to buy some groceries, when your path gets blocked by some squatting monkeys with vodka bottles. If you, like a nice guy, tell them "good gentlemen, please allow me to pass", they will look at your like insects looks at a human talking to them, and you will look retarded, like a grown up person speaking with an ant hill. But if you instead say "pizda blyad nakh tibla suka pidor na prokhod ne stoit blyad sdelaite poity suka blyad nakh", they should immediately make you the way, acknowledging the communication be responding "teby blyad uebat blyad suka pidor".

In the exceedingly rare cases when this fails to work (i.e. they are very intoxicated), just take out your hunting knife or a traumatic gun. These creatures only look tough, but will get sober and retreat seeing the sharp metal, because many Russians have the experience of being stabbed multiple times before, and have learned their fun lesson already. You see, you can't teach animals by using a polite tone and logical arguments, but you can teach even elephants, lions and bears by beating them and using treats. So when a heavily tattoed Russian male says "nad prost chelovek byt", they mean exactly that - you need to be rude and ready to use a knife to make some way in the Moscow or Kyiv ghetto.

Please don't ever speak to Russians in English. They don't understand foreign languages and believe that others should study Russian instead. And never ever hold your hands like Angela Merkel - Russians will think that you're a pidor. No quantum physics - just show them your long sharp knife. Insects understand only the insect language.

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⋮⋮⋮   No. 6084

>>6082
> Ukrainian Jewish person
What does it mean exactly?

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⋮⋮⋮   No. 6010 [Reply]

Дорогуши украинцы, одна девочка решила от скуки изучить украинский. Объясните одебилевшему от победы татаромонголовсратому швайнокацапу простым языком ваше странное будущее время. Точнее один моментик.
Ну вот ясно - "буду читати". А что за "читатиму"?
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⋮⋮⋮   No. 6021

>>6017
>вона
😏

⋮⋮⋮   No. 6025

>>6017
Характерний сленг і загальний настрій допису. Вірогідність у 98%, що це смоктачер.

⋮⋮⋮   No. 6030

>>6025
Тове, а ти шо, сидів на сосаці?

⋮⋮⋮   No. 6031

>>6030
Ха-ха-ха, детектор обісрався вдруге за день, це я Тов, а не той, кого ти здетектив!

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⋮⋮⋮   No. 6011 [Reply]

В этом треде оккупанты будут общаться мовой оккупанта.
t.оккупант
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⋮⋮⋮   No. 6027

>>6024
> как бы выглядел совочек
Як Сомалі.

⋮⋮⋮   No. 6028

>>6024
Колективістський червонофашистський режим відібрав у моїх предків майно (були землевласниками) і зігнали їх в колгоспи, коли прийшли в Галичину в 1939, а діда КДБ в дурку хотіло запхати (був місіонером).

⋮⋮⋮   No. 6029 OP

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>>6026
Дед электриком не был случайно?
>>6027
Почему Сомали? Китай же смог. В Китае коммунистическая партия до сих пор у власти.
>>6028
Хочешь сказать, что под поляками лучше было жить до 1939? Или под немцами было бы лучше, если бы Красная Армия не вошла?

⋮⋮⋮   No. 6032

>>6029
Мій дід воював на боці Червоної армії, але совків ненавидів, про свої здобутки у ДСВ завжди мовчав і не розповідав, навіть коли його попросиш, і перемоги не святкував. Можливо він взагалі б на бік УПА перейшов би, якщо б знав про їх діяльність, бо уся сім'я була націоналістично орієнтована.

> Хочешь сказать, что под поляками лучше было жить до 1939?
Цілком у цьому впевнений. По-перше: поляки не влаштовували геноцидів. По-друге: Поляки були банально слабші за совків, тому була можлива антипольська діяльність, чого не було на сході, бо уся антирадянщина одразу придушувалася.

> Или под немцами было бы лучше, если бы Красная Армия не вошла?
Тут що німці, що совки - одна справа.

> Китай же смог
Після реформ Ден Сяопіна, які були спрямовані на капіталізацію економіки.

⋮⋮⋮   No. 6033

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>>6024
> как бы выглядел совочек, если бы не Холодная Война, если бы не надо было тратить по 40% ВВП в год на танки и ракеты
По-перше, питання не має змісту, бо совок тільки й тримався на страху перед уявною зовнішньою загрозою з закритими на в'їзд та виїзд кордонами. По-друге, цивілізований світ також би звільнився від оборонних витрат, тому за будь-яких розкладів совки булт приречені смоктати приправлений сіллю хуй.


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⋮⋮⋮   No. 5992 [Reply]

Я - Тов, задавайте ваші питання!

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5993 OP

Мені набридло, закриваємо нитку.

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5994

Виделку в очицю, чи разочок в гузицю?

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5995 OP

>>5994
Франкотику, залиш свої зоновські понятія для себе

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5996

>>5995
Кропивую


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⋮⋮⋮   No. 5939 [Reply]

Tried to open https://dreamlight.com/how-to-create-normal-maps-from-photographs/

but it says "This site is not available in your area."

I asked at a webmasters forum, and they say that Ukrainian IPs are generally blocked, because only criminals, like carders, use them.

WTF?

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5940

>>5939
Givnov, stop zradoyobiti

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5990

>>5939
Try Tor Browser, your link is available through Tor. This is what website owners do often these days. I tired seeing Cloudflare Access Denied screens.
> I asked at a webmasters forum, and they say that Ukrainian IPs are generally blocked, because only criminals, like carders, use them.
This person is stupid. And I see no reason to block populations of whole countries from accessing your blog with articles other than stupidity and arrogance.


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⋮⋮⋮   No. 5974 [Reply]

I wrote at Reddit what I think about Asians and their dictatorships. And they have banned me, because Reddit is owned by China.

Before my ban, Ukrainians there also heavily downvoted me.

Why do you, Ukrainians, love Asia and totalitarianism? Don't you value your personal freedom?
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⋮⋮⋮   No. 5985

>>5984
І решта підарів, яких я згадав теж заперечують, що вони підари! Оце так несподіванка!

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5986

>>5979
1. I'm not Nikita. Please stop misgendering.
2. I have the right to a personal opinion. And since all Asians, from Vietnam to China, love Communism, I have can infer that they are all subhuman, since only subhumans would live in commie blocks instead of personal houses.

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5987

>>5986
s/have can/have to

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5988

>>5986
Ми тебе почули, Мікітко.

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5989

>>5986
> I'm not Nikita
We know better


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⋮⋮⋮   No. 5605 [Reply]

Do you trust anyone East of Gdansk?
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⋮⋮⋮   No. 5947

>>5943
Givnov, shut up and suck Russian dicks

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5948 OP

>>5946
Shut the fuck up retard

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5949

>>5948
No worry, this retard is probably little russian scum.

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5950

>>5949
>no
Don't
quick fix

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5960

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Do not forget!


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⋮⋮⋮   No. 4645 [Reply]

Sopsy in a Wig
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⋮⋮⋮   No. 5906

04-04-20 о 21:17:04 ⋮⋮⋮ No.54553
Up Junior

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5907

wigsex

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5951

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⋮⋮⋮   No. 5952

>>5951
Lmfao

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5953

>>5952
yeah


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⋮⋮⋮   No. 5804 [Reply]

Yeah so I couldn't access this website for 2 months because of cloudflare ddos protection
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⋮⋮⋮   No. 5813

>>5812
That's right.

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5909 OP

OP here, I am back now

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5910

>>5909
Fuck off, stupid bitch

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5932 OP

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>>5910
Lmfao

⋮⋮⋮   No. 5938

>>5910
Givnov, shut up and suck Russian dicks


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